It might actually suck worse than Speed Racer. Why the fuck is Sienna Miller in it? Why the fuck is she using an American accent when she is supposed to be playing the Baroness? Why was she talking in English to a French woman in France? Why did the entire trailer look like it was just copying the opening sequence from Team America? Why is there a Wayons Brother in it? Why does Hollywood insist on filming retarded shit? Let me tell you something. I just watched the newest movie for Wonder Woman, which was hardly promoted and made into a cartoon as opposed to using real live actresses/ actors for what I can only assume is because Hollywood doesn't give a shit about kick ass female lead movies. Case in point: The abomination known as The Spirit was made and Wonder Woman (which had clever writing and kick ass action) was made as an afterthought and sent right out to DVD. I hate Hollywood and most of the movie going public. Okay, after a brief thinking session I decided I might not actually hate Hollywood at all. If Wonder Woman had been filmed with flesh and blood actors, they more than likely would've had Lindsay Lohan as Diana, Robert the Sparkly Vampire as Ares, Shia LaBeouf as Steve Trevor, and Winona Ryder as Queen Hippolyta. And then, I would have truly hated the world and everyone is it.
/geek rant.
Thank you for listening.
By the by, I would totally go see a Jem and the Holograms movie, no matter who was cast is it. Get on it, Hollywood people.
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I saw part of an interview with Sienna Miller today to promote some movie, maybe GI Joe, who knows? I wasn't taking THAT much notice. Anyway, what I wanted to share is that because she was being interviewed by an Australian, she wanted to do the interview with an Australian accent because she just loves Home and Away and Neighbours (2 evening soap opera / drama tv shows in Oz). She's just weird. And the accent wasn't that good.
I think casting directors have a lot to answer for these days.
Who does that? Really? Sienna Miller is Loony Toons.
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little loony...
I think Sienna Miller is nasty. But I also sort of think she's kinda neat-o. Whatever.
Hollywood sucks dick!
I have the same problem, too, Anners. I find her fascinating. And I don't know why. Especially all she's ever really done is have sess with men. Some of which were married.
I was just watching some Tiny Toons on Youtube. And now I have that song stuck in my head again
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