Work is insane right now. Horribly, horribly insane. Three weeks ago, Crazy Lady assaulted another officer. In front of six other officers, myself included. There is also a tape of the incident. However, because I work in Upside Down Land, witnesses are being harassed and threatened with termination. The suspect and victim are allowed to converse with witnesses about the incident. They're also allowed to press witnesses to "pick a side" as if we were a baseball team as opposed to officers of the law. This is not how an investigation is run.
Sometimes I just want to lay everything out here so you can have some kind of idea what I have to put up on a daily basis. Then I resist, because it's not cool to air dirty laundry. One day I will write a book about all of this (long after I have left my job). I figure you can read it then.
Last night, I also had to talk a friend out of cheating on his wife with some hood rat. I also had to deal with frustrated officers who come to me to complain about how unfair this department is in dealing with that bitch Crazy Lady. I have a new trainee scared to death he's going to lose his job because he happened to witness Crazy Lady commit a misdemeanor offense and the higher ups are just mad because they can't cover this one up (this is not the first time Crazy Lady has assaulted an officer, nor is it the first time an officer has assaulted an officer).
I just burned the fuck out on my hand while getting my cornbread out of the oven.
I sliced my thumb open on the side of a book last night. Not the pages, but the fucking cover. It hurts like a bitch.
I'm tired of being a grown up with responsibilities and shit. I was to be a kid again. I am so fucking ready for my vacation and I'm so fucking ready for LA and Seattle and I'm so fucking ready for the possible Europe trip in 2011 and I'm so fucking ready to get my book out there and fucking sold (here me, publisher?) sometime this century so I can start to plan on my escape from Upside Down Land.
But it is July 4th and I have a cake post tonight. My partner and I'll be cooking up steaks and watching fireworks. Yay.
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9 comments:
i remember u talking about crazy lady in the past, buh i nvr really paid much attention to her. seems like this woman needs to be off the streets and in some kind of mental institution.
"hood rat".<--haha! i mean one broken condom and he's tied to that woman for life!
have a happy/safe fourth~
I agree so very much.
Happy fourth!!!!
I don't wanna grow up; I wanna be a Toys "R" Us kid.
Crazy lady needs to be slapped with a rolling pin.
L.A. in November: Hollllerrrr!
Holllllllllerrrrrrrr!!!!!
Crazy Lady scares the fuck outta me
Keep yourself away from Crazy Lady if you can. I wish I had better advice than that.
I burned my finger on the soup pot and my tongue on the hot chicken noodle soup I cooked.
And I have to agree. I'm pretty much over being a grown up. Roll on November!
Hope you enjoy the fireworks :D
Joders advice is good advice, keep yourself away from Crazy Lady. How can she get away with assaulting another Officer by the way? Why would anyone want to cover that up?!
I've got a really sore blister on the roof of my mouth, because we went hiking the other day and built a wee bon fire and toasted some marshmallows. After telling Kid World to let his mallow cool before he ate it so he wouldn't burn his mouth, I, being the greedy cow that I am, couldn't wait and burnt my own mouth. I'd feel sorry for myself if it was the first time I'd done something like this, but alas I burn my mouth on an regular basis out of sheer greed.
Miss World
Because I work in Upside Sown Land where right is wrong and wrong is right. :(
Hahahahaha Miss World, I soooo do the same thing. I'm all about instant gratification
Our bonnie country is becoming Upside Down Land too, so don't worry, you're not alone.
Instant gratification is awesome, sure you get burnt and shiz, but its worth it in the end ;)
Miss World
Hahahahaha! Screw waiting!
I find Upside Down Land to be a frightening and strange place. I wish for it to go away
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