Blogger sucks donkey butt. I am resisting the urge to go back to Wordpress.
Why is my book still listed as "coming soon"? That's bunk, son. However, the world must be a better place now that Lauren Conrad is a published author and poor old me is still in limbo with a crappy book she didn't even like anyway but decided to finish at the request of her publisher. All that rushing and anguish for nothing. Seriously. Do you guys know the emotional roller coaster I was on while trying to finish a story I wasn't happy with? Oh, but Lauren Fucking Conrad gets to have a majillion billion dollar book deal because she is a boring person who has done nothing with her life except star in a crappy reality TV show. Good for you, LC. Good for fucking you.
Yes, I am a jealous bitch.
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4 comments:
If it makes you feel better, I have no idea who Lauren Conrad is, but I do know you so you're way more famous than she is, for sure.
Thanks, Shannon, you're a dear. I was cranky last night when I wrote this, as pretty well evidenced.
LC is a bonehead.
And we live in an evil, unjust world.
That is the troof.
"And we live in an evil, unjust world."
^ Yes.
I don't who she is either.
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