Sunday, July 5, 2009

Oob La Dee Oob La Da

LA in November. Soaking up Seattle with some cool chicas afterward. Oz in 2010. Europe in 2011 (where I've decided I'm going to have some strapping young Italian lad fall head over heels in love with me and whisk me away to a castle in Northern Italy where I'll only have to eat, sleep and write for the rest of my life. And it really doesn't have to be an Italian signor. It can be a French monsieur, an English bloke, a German herr, a Greek κύριος (that one is courtesy of Google Translate), a Spanish señor, or a friggen Russian мистер. I don't care, I'm not picky. As long as I never have to have to wear anything with my name on it again. That's not really too much to ask, is it?

Meanwhile, I'm in the process of looking for a bike rack for my car so I can take my bike to some of the beautiful parks we have here in Western Washington. Riding it around my neighborhood is out of the question, you see. I'm apt to be run over, shot, stabbed, whatever if I do so. Actually, the real reason I don't want to ride around my neighborhood is for the simple fact if I see that little spoilt rich brat riding her horse around, I'm liable to beat her up and take her horse. Because I'm still a jellus h8r. And it's probably frowned upon to beat up a 9 year old and steal her horse. No matter how jealous I am. Life just isn't fair, ya know?

How do I freaking add videos from Youtube and the like to Blogger? All it allows me to do is upload videos saved to my computer. Well, Blogger, that's not what I'm looking to do, okay? Can we make it just a titch less idiot proof? KTHXBAI.

P.S. OMG JOHN DILLINGER WAS NEVER THIS HOT!

Why don't menpholk dress in such a manner anymore? Why do more menpholk not look like Johnny Depp?

You do understand the first choice of pic to throw up here was one where he was holding Tommy machine gun. But I put too many hot mens holding various weapons of sorts up here, and I wish for you to not think I'm weird. BUT OMG JOHN DILLINGER WAS NEVER THIS HOT!

I want to see this movie. Now.

13 comments:

Anners said...

Try posting in html mode to post youtube videos... I think that's how I used to do it.

November's gonna be hot.

Daners Isadora- Bond Girl said...

Thanks!

Noivember will rock.

Joders said...

Do you think you could leave the part where you live happily ever after with your hot, rich, foreign man until after we've finished tripping around Europe? I don't want to be in Europe by myself.

And November is gonna be sooooo cool!

Daners Isadora- Bond Girl said...

Of course, because that's what friends are for. I'm sure he'll have a hot, rich, foreign friend/brother/cousin as well.

Anonymous said...

I love cycling but I don't have my own bike :( I pinch my nephews on the days we decide to go for a cycle.

I've got a niece who can sort out the spoilt rich brat and steal her horse for you, if you want.

Johnny Depp is freaking delish, I love him so. But, on a serious note, why doesn't he age?!

Miss World

Daners Isadora- Bond Girl said...

He's a cyborg.

I want to lick that picture. My newest Vanity Fair came with him on the cover, which was awesome.

I may borrow your neice

outpostroad said...

My god, that man is fine. Thank you so much for that. Would you consider adding the picture with the gun? And for real, men need to dress like that again.

Anonymous said...

Just let me know when you need her, and I'll send her over. I'll explain it all to her mum once she gets back.

I want to lick every picture of Johnny. Even the one in his Mad Hatter get up. Do I have issues if I still find him attractive in the Mad Hatter get up?

Miss World

Daners Isadora- Bond Girl said...

Absolutley, Shannon. I'll post it when I get home in the morning!

Miss World, in a short answer, no. Because Johnny Freaking Depp is too gorgeous no matter what he wears.

Jennifer don't wanna log in. said...

Uh. I want a horse.

And a Johnny Depp.

Daners Isadora- Bond Girl said...

I'm pretty syre he's a pod person, so there should be Johnny Depps a plenty roaming around. I'll ship one out to ya. I imagine they're similar to chia pets and you just water them to watch them grow. Double entandre not intended but just realized....

Sadako said...

Ooh, you're making me wish I'd been able to see Public Enemies this weekend. I so have to rectify this soon.

Daners Isadora- Bond Girl said...

I haven't seen it yet, Sadako, so you're not alone. I'm fixing this problem Friday, though :)