Monday, August 10, 2009

Ow! My Brain

It's terrifying and mind-boggling to think there are people in this country who wanted This Woman (I will not say her name) to be VP of the United States. And my hatred of the Republican Party has only deepened since 2008. Why, you ask? Because if they wouldn't have been so GD eager to grab the voters who only wanted Hillary to become President because she was a woman, they would have never picked That Woman to run alongside McCain, thus we would never have to hear any of the batshit crazy rhetoric spewed from her gob on a daily basis. Because she would still be considered nothing more than the Governor of Alaska which houses roughly 34.8 people.

Death Panels? Seriously? Are you fucking high? Can you not comprehend plain English? Or do you do what Crazy Lady at my work does? Listens to Rush Limbaugh and just mimic him like a little parrot, not truly understanding what the hell you're talking about? Buy a fucking clue.

Also, explain to me what is wrong with President Obama. Can anyone do that? All I get is "ZOMG, he's an evil SOCIALIST and we're all going to be COMMIES and he's not even an REAL AMERICAN! SHOW ME THE BIRF CERTIFICATE!!!!11!!1". Yeah, he's not a socialist, we're not going to be commies, and homeboy was born in Hawaii. Ruh-tarded People of America, you all need to buy a clue, too.

P.S. I will de-friend a bitch on Facebook like that *finger snap* for ignorant ass comments about the President they can't verify or back up. All I'm asking for is some intelligent debating. Seems that's a skill that has fallen to the wayside. Shame.

I'm sorry for this post. I'm all angry from work last night and all I want to do is settle in to watch some Quantum Leap (I'm gonna watch the one where he Leaped into that hottie rain marker) take a half dozen sleeping pills and snooze until it's time to wake up around 7 tonight.

6 comments:

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outpostroad said...

I love you for this post. I cannot abide That Woman.

Daners Isadora is Lindsay's Spy Girl Name said...

Shannon, there's just so much stupidity in That Woman. I usually tune her out, but this was just ridiculous. I couldn't just let it slide.

Ooo, Sadako! I'm excited to see what it is :)

Mrs. M. said...

me and one of my girlfriends were talking about this just yesterday! i can't tell you how many women i heard say they wanted SP in office because she would be representing for the females out there. Now I want to have a woman in office as much as the next gal but not like this. Not like this...
Besides, can you even imagine how moronic future generations would assume us to be in retrospect if we elected that woman? Thank God we'd be dead because I would die of embarrassment.

Anners said...

Don't be sorry for this post. 'Twas awesomwe.

Sarah Palin is an ass.

Joders said...

I'm a female and SP doesn't represent me (of course I'm not American either - but you get the idea).

Women should be embarrassed if they're satisfied to have SP in any sort of political, moral or ethical position of power - women of Alaska, I'm talking to you!