This is gonna be a speed post, mainly because I don't have the energy to read the entire book again. Can you believe page 91-92 is ripped out? Who rips pages out of a book? That's just rude and unnecessary.
The twins are in college. Good for them. Jessica has every dude falling to her feet. Good for her. Elizabeth gains the Freshman 15, balloons up to the ginormous size 8 and feels like a beluga whale. Not so good for her.
Todd wants to get it on like normal college kids. Liz doesn't. They're dunzo.
Enid has changed dramatically in the summer after senior year. Liz can't understand why she's such a snotty biatch because she's not the annoying Wakefield twin. She's the twin everybody loves. She seriously thinks that. I laugh. Then cry. Because I used to believe that.
Winston Egbert gets assigned the female dorms because they register him as Winnie. Hijinks will ensue, I'm sure.
Jessica wants to bone Mike McAllery. He's mysterious and and an all around bad boy. He toys with her. Jessica gets frustrated. She will conquer Mikey because her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, she believes.
WTF is History 101.8? Is it better than History 101 but not nearly as good as History 102? Why is there a .8 after the 101? Why is that one of Jessica's classes? And why do I need to know?
Todd is on the prowl for cougars. 'Cause he wants to get laid. He's a horny little bastard which is quite a turn from the stoic, asexual Todd of yesteryear. I always assumed he looked like a Ken doll beneath his clothing.
Liz is roomies with some chick named Celine who is a bitch. I like her because Liz hates her. But she loses cool points when she macks it up with Todd. Todd is a douchnozzle.
There's some story about a psychic who predicts some psychopath is going to kill some hot young blonde but I don't really care too much about it to elaborate because neither Jessica nor Elizabeth is killed. Maybe next time.
During some party, Jessica goes off with some turd named Geoff who wants to get her nekkid. She's also nearly abducted by a bunch of frat guys but her night in shining armor is some dude named Danny. She goes home but is attacked once again but someone who thinks she's Elizabeth. OMG it's the psycopath! Her new knight in shining armor is the hunka hunka burnin' love known as Mike McAllery. They kiss and the end.
I'm gonna toss my previous list out the window and just going to focus on TV shows, since it's sooooooo much easier to recap. I will be finishing up the Indian series, though, because they rock.
Next up: Quantum Leap: Star-Crossed starring a pre-Lois and Clark Teri Hatcher!
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I loved every second of that recap.
... who are those ugly whores on the cover?
Ha! Ugly whores!!! They are a step up from the twins who played the Wakefields on the TV show and later on the cover of SVU. They look like low rent whores, they do.
Todd is on the prowl for cougars. 'Cause he wants to get laid.
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lol That is what I am talking about! Enough of the pussyfooting around the subject. You tell it like it is and it is like you tell it and that is why i adore you!
Mrs. M, it's about time someone made these kids human! And they sorta are in the SVU series. They still don't cuss which is weird. I used the work fuck about 7600 times a day. Of course, I did used to be a sailor. You can take the girl out of the Navy but you can never really take the Navy out of the girl. Or something.
And I'm loving your avie! Foxy Brown, FTW, fo sho!
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