Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Moving Day!

I'm abandoning Blogger. I hate it. So, I'm moving back over to Wordpress. Update accordingly. Or not.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Oh, Nigerian Scammers, How I Love THee

Mrs Lisa Benedict
22 spring field london uk
Reply to - lisabenedict55@gmail.com

Dear Beloved

I crave your indulgence at this mail coming from somebody you have not know before. I
decided to do this after praying over the situation. You should please consider the transaction

and its content and not the fact that you have not known me before.
I would like to introduce myself as Mrs. Lisa Benedict , from UK. I am married to Mr.Nirvina
Benedict from London who worked with Chevron/Texaco Oil Company London for Fifteen
years before he died in the year 2002. We were married for eighteen years without a child.

He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. I Decided not to re-marry or get a
child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was
alive he deposited the sum of ($25 Million) (Twenty Five Million Us Dollars)with a Bank in
London,Presently this money is still in the custody of the Bank in London. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a
church,organization or good person that will utilize this money the way I am
going to instruct herein.

I want an organization or good person that will use this fund for orphanages, widows... l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in London.

I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church or the organization also take 20% of this fund for your effort, always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd.

My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy emulation. Please always be prayerful all
through your life.And do not delay in your reply and please assure me that you will act
accordingly as I Stated here in. i will like to have your name and phone number.

Hoping to receive your response immediately.

Thanks and Remain blessed.
l remain yours.
Mrs Lisa Benedict.
Please reply to my private email on: lisabenedict55@gmail.com
lisabenedict@sify.com

I would also like to thank Gmail for telling me this helpful tidbit: "Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information." Thank you. Without you, I might have emailed Mrs. Lisa Benedict back. After all, she's just giving away 25 million US dollars! I mean, who does that? Kind hearted cancer patients, that's who. Kind-hearted cancer patients who use the letter 'z' in the word organization, even though she's "from UK".

Can someone in London tell me if that's a real addy? Anyone?